Welcome To The Distorted View Store For 2025!
We’re back! This year we’ve got a bunch of new designs, classique favorites returning, and some completely new products. Enjoy and CONSUME!
NEW THIS YEAR!
NEW HATS!
The DV Umbrella
With waterproof coating and semi-automatic operation, this bad ass Distorted view umbrella will keep you all dry…down there. The entire surface of the umbrella is emblazoned with the Distorted View Daily logo artwork. BUY NOW!
SHIRTS!
New Pillows And Plushies
This year, there are even more soft things for you to squeeze, rub and gyrate up against. From the Distorted View Logo plushie pillow to the The Tim Henson Anime Waifu Mouth Hole Pillow, The DV Store has you covered in the Creepy House Decor department.
Affordable DV Crapola
While everything in the DV store is an AMAZING value, I haven’t forgotten about you poor, worthless wretches who might be a little tight on the cash. Distorted View car air fresheners, stickers, and magnets are super inexpensive and will let you show off your love (or mere tolerance) for the show.
BEST SELLERS!
A list of our best seller in the last year
CELEBRATE 20 YEARS OF DV!
There’s some new stuff in the Distorted View Store this year to commemorate two decades of the Distorted View Daily podcast! Here’s to the next 20 years!
CATEGORIES
A list of our product categories
NEW HATS!
The DV Umbrella
With waterproof coating and semi-automatic operation, this bad ass Distorted view umbrella will keep you all dry…down there. The entire surface of the umbrella is emblazoned with the Distorted View Daily logo artwork. BUY NOW!
SHIRTS!
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New Pillows And Plushies
This year, there are even more soft things for you to squeeze, rub and gyrate up against. From the Distorted View Logo plushie pillow to the The Tim Henson Anime Waifu Mouth Hole Pillow, The DV Store has you covered in the Creepy House Decor department.
Affordable DV Crapola
While everything in the DV store is an AMAZING value, I haven’t forgotten about you poor, worthless wretches who might be a little tight on the cash. Distorted View car air fresheners, stickers, and magnets are super inexpensive and will let you show off your love (or mere tolerance) for the show.
BEST SELLERS!
A list of our best seller in the last year
CELEBRATE 20 YEARS OF DV!
There’s some new stuff in the Distorted View Store this year to commemorate two decades of the Distorted View Daily podcast! Here’s to the next 20 years!
CATEGORIES
A list of our product categories