Welcome To The Distorted View Store For 2024!
It’s Distorted View’s 20th Anniversary! We’ve got some awesome new designs and products to celebrate. In addition, there’s tons of returning favorites.
NEW THIS YEAR!
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Classic DV Embroidered Logo Dad Cap
$24.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Classic DV Logo Flat Bill Snapback
$23.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Classic DV Logo Iron-On Patches
$10.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Cunnilingus Kangaroo Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
$20.00 – $24.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Day To Night Pony Pillow!
$18.00 – $24.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
DV 20th Anniversary Iron-On Patches
$10.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
New Vanity License Plate
Hit the open road with these DV vanity license plates. Each plate is 100% made with robust aluminum material and comes with pre-drilled holes for hassle-free installation. Measuring in at 12″ x 6″, it is the perfect size to decorate any vehicle or wall as a stylish statement piece.
Note: These are not embossed or stamped. The are printed to look like an old-school embossed plate.
.: Material: 100% aluminum
.: One size: 12″ × 6″ (30.5 × 15.2 cm)
.: 4 holes for attachment
.: Does not come with mounting hardware
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
New! The DV Umbrella
With waterproof coating and semi-automatic operation, this bad ass Distorted view umbrella will keep you all dry…down there. The entire surface of the umbrella is emblazoned with the Distorted View Daily logo artwork. BUY NOW!
SHIRTS!
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Side Show Fists Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee
$26.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
DV White Stamp Logo Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$28.00 – $30.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Sniff Freak Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$20.00 – $22.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Ricockulous Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
$27.00 – $30.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
20th Anniversary Women’s Ideal Racerback Tank
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Tie-Dye Tee, Crystal
$24.00 – $25.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
New Pillows And Plushies
This year, there are even more soft things for you to squeeze, rub and gyrate up against. From the Distorted View Logo plushie pillow to the The Tim Henson Anime Waifu Mouth Hole Pillow, The DV Store has you covered in the Creepy House Decor department.
Affordable DV Crapola
While everything in the DV store is an AMAZING value, I haven’t forgotten about you poor, worthless wretches who might be a little tight on the cash. Distorted View car air fresheners, stickers, and magnets are super inexpensive and will let you show off your love (or mere tolerance) for the show.
BEST SELLERS!
A list of our best seller in the last year
CELEBRATE 20 YEARS OF DV!
There’s some new stuff in the Distorted View Store this year to commemorate two decades of the Distorted View Daily podcast! Here’s to the next 20 years!
CATEGORIES
A list of our product categories
